"It's a Mini Pandemic!"

Though this may enrage District 2 School Superintendant Karen Branscombe (known to some of us as Karen "Pleather-Mama" Branscombe due to her love of faux-cow hide), hemlines have done nothing but recede recently, and will continue to do so in the near future.

Their a-shrinking alright, shorts, skirts, dresses, all of 'em. I hate to make such a judgement as this, (not really) but if it's past mid-thigh, it won't fly. Here we have some testimonials to the short skirt cause: below, we have Dakota Fanning, who has surprised us all by growing up- apparently she's about my age, who would've known? Then, of course M.I.A. in one hell of a dress. Versace is below along with three young starlets, including my personal favourite, Hermione. Below that, Prada and McQueen decree shortliness next to godliness. So it was written, and so it shall be.