I commend this visor.
Mad R-E-S-P-E-C-T.
I r-e-s-p-e-c-t it for being such a hard nut to crack.
Having said that, I think it is evident who has come out of this battle in victory. And I think history shall find it is my name in the books. I slapped this Jersey Shore-type item into submission with the power of Ronnie bashing a man's coconut into the boardwalk with his hammer-hand.
Basically, what I have done to neutralize the super-kitsch/tack of this item is given the visor two classy companions in the form of Marc by Marc Jacobs sneaks in the same colours, only with added brown suede. Basically, Marc gave me the idea for the entire rest of the outfit. God bless that genius of all geniuses. The suede, which I also brought in with the fringe vest, allowed me to bring a little earthiness in to the outfit, which in turn, led me to the jewelry. The jewelry using the earthiness as a platform to jump from, achieved a level of class for the outfit, which is all I could really ask for.
So there you go, when it comes to fashion, this right here, it's pretty much the Situation.
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The Impossible: Lids NY Mets Visor |
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Marc by Marc Jacobs Sneakers |
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True Religion Suede Fringe Vest |
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Giambattista Valli White Silk Blouse |
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True Religion Jeans |
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Roberto Cavalli Swarovski-embellished earrings |
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Alexander McQueen four-fingered gothic-style ring |